Damage #5

There are two parts because both happened almost at the same time !

–part : 1 —
Getting a stomach upset is not a damage ! But it is a damage when there is no water in your hostel and the nearest place where you can go is to another hostel some three furlongs away and that too in a cycle , holding your stomach all the way ! Grrr!
–part: 2 —
You go to class late by < 5 min always and the very-nice-natured-teachers mark you absent for that and at the end of the session one has to go begging for attendance ! This is not at all a damage because the mistake is on my side ! But now since there was no water today , all i could do was brush with the drinking water and go to the other hostel and then be inside class at 8.25 for a 8.30 class. But the teacher comes 5 minutes late and takes the attendance at end of the class !

I better start worshipping Murphy as my kula theiyvam ! ๐Ÿ™‚

Damage #4

Of all people who give me damages/kelaas , I will say Hari,Taggy and Alagu take up lead roles but I like it very much
I send a forward to hari and few others like this :
”’
“books say read me ! money says earn me ! time says plan me , flowers say smell me andย  my sms says “just remember me” – good evening ๐Ÿ™‚
”’

and of all people I sent ,ย  Hari alone replies and that too in middle of a fun trip like this
”’
books says read me but we dont do that , money says earn me but we dontย  do thatย  too, time says planย  me but we end up wasting moneyย  andย  ur sms says remember! Which we are not going to do ๐Ÿ˜› patti dog ! where do you get such forwards
”’

you know if you met any of hari,taggy,alagu , you can never hate them if at all you cant like themย  enough! And to know them all at a time and be their friends , you cannot complain life hasnt given you enough ๐Ÿ™‚

PS : ennake theriyuthu romba over nu ! irunthaaalum ajjest please ๐Ÿ˜›

The missing link !

–BEWARE : Highly philosophical chaat follows —

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You might have seen this image somewhere ! There are many interpretations for this image . Some call its a zen image, some say parashakthi. One interesting observation is that , the white part is the female life form and black , the male counterpart. and there is a proper union only if they co exist and there is a masculinity in every female and a femininity in every male !ย  Read this abridged excerpt from one of my favourite books by Osho , on meditation,
“… The path for salvation is attained through understanding the actual meaning of one’s life. At the mother’s womb , there comes a stage where the child no more is in nueter gender and chooses either male or female. But after he/she comes out and spends some time in the world he/she realises that lost thing, which isย  being searched for now, was not lost outside but inside before it came out ! So there starts the search for the lost male/female counterpart which she/he has lost. At 20 the search is outside ,that is away from you , that is you try to serach the happiness from some one else. At 50 you realise the lost part is within you. Reaching and realising that becomes the path to salvation.But the very fact that the thing you are searching for is inside is only revealed to you once you have finished searching for outside …”
These things have a lot of meaning and every time I think of it , it surprises me. Such wisdom in so few words ! And the book goes on to give more surprising and spiritual aspects.ย But this post is not about my appreciation of the book for which one blog post is so small to describe.

All I wanted to tell was I am twenty ๐Ÿ˜› and I am normal. But telling just that would mean nothing to anyone ๐Ÿ™‚

Damages #2

This one is one of my favourite ! Not actually a dumb one but pretty much damaging ๐Ÿ™‚

Disclaimer: Things have been exaggerated a bit and the sole intention is to hurt readers stomach and none else ๐Ÿ™‚

Prelude: I am in Wisdom club of our college ! This is one of the social clubs, the best I can say ! We are one really well knit and active group. Just when I joined it , we conducted Talentia ’07 , an inter-school event, which was a phenominal hit that year ! I personally did the Online quiz part and few other things ! Lots on talentia Later..

Event: But now since We did a good work , our seniors gave us money to treat ourselves in a nice restaurant ! It so happened that I had sit next to a girl (of course from our club) in the restaurant. (Hey thats not my mistake you know, things like that happen to everyone )
But shy person I was, i never turned much the other side, and “mostly” restricted myself to the all-boys side.(Now I see , what a waste ๐Ÿ˜› ) . The girl next to me had been seeing the menu card for sometime and then …

girl : <i should order this> err. Excuse me Please !!
me :<oh she is finally calling me ๐Ÿ˜€ > Yes Please !
girl: <grrr !> I was calling the waiter !
me: <oops ! Fortunately no one heard> He he !
But everyone heard that and the whole group of 20+ people including me started laughing
me: <suren !! do the damage control daaa !! > ha ha ha ! That was so very funny of me ! <what am i talking ???> ha ha …..
On the hind sight, LOL ! I am dumb , but I love it as I never hurt anyone and my dumbness/stupidity always ended up in everybody laughing ๐Ÿ™‚

Damages #1

Well this is yet another series which is going to reveal to the readers , that how dumb I am ! Most already know , but this is like ‘for the record’ ๐Ÿ™‚

Chat #1: Me and my friend


Me: Hey, yeah by the way,when is your birthday ??
Friend: mine ??? Its on April 31st ๐Ÿ™‚
Me:<I will damage now !!> haha ! Should have been April 1st ๐Ÿ˜›
Friend: <that should have been your’s> he he !
Me: Will do wel to remember that <still not realised there is not date as April 31st! How did it miss?? >
Friend: Okay ๐Ÿ˜›
….
….

#chat #2: Me In a group of 4 friends !
Me: <i will impress all by telling thier bdays properly> Hey your bday is XX-XX-XXXX and your’s is XX-XX-XXXX and yeah your’s is 31st April right ?? I have a good.. <stopped my all others laughter>
Friend #2: Dog, is there a Date as 31st April ??
Friend : U believed that when i said it was 31st april ! How dumb you are !
Friend #3: Evlo kevalam da nee ?( read how bad u are ?? )
me: <as usual got a big kelaaa> Hey, i am so innocent u know, I believe whatever my friends say ! <trying to damage control:P >
Friends: <laughing> Evlo kevalam nee !!!
Me: sigh ! !@##$%#^&!@#!@#

To be continued ๐Ÿ˜€