Disclaimer: Things have been exaggerated a bit and the sole intention is to hurt readers stomach and none else

Prelude: I am in Wisdom club of our college ! This is one of the social clubs, the best I can say ! We are one really well knit and active group. Just when I joined it , we conducted Talentia ’07 , an inter-school event, which was a phenominal hit that year ! I personally did the Online quiz part and few other things ! Lots on talentia Later..

Event: But now since We did a good work , our seniors gave us money to treat ourselves in a nice restaurant ! It so happened that I had sit next to a girl (of course from our club) in the restaurant. (Hey thats not my mistake you know, things like that happen to everyone )
But shy person I was, i never turned much the other side, and “mostly” restricted myself to the all-boys side.(Now I see , what a waste ) . The girl next to me had been seeing the menu card for sometime and then …

girl : <i should order this> err. Excuse me Please !!
me :<oh she is finally calling me > Yes Please !
girl: <grrr !> I was calling the waiter !
me: <oops ! Fortunately no one heard> He he !
But everyone heard that and the whole group of 20+ people including me started laughing
me: <suren !! do the damage control daaa !! > ha ha ha ! That was so very funny of me ! <what am i talking ???> ha ha …..
On the hind sight, LOL ! I am dumb , but I love it as I never hurt anyone and my dumbness/stupidity always ended up in everybody laughing

Chat #1: Me and my friend
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Me: Hey, yeah by the way,when is your birthday ??
Friend: mine ??? Its on April 31st
Me:<I will damage now !!> haha ! Should have been April 1st
Friend: <that should have been your’s> he he !
Me: Will do wel to remember that <still not realised there is not date as April 31st! How did it miss?? >
Friend: Okay
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#chat #2: Me In a group of 4 friends !
Me: <i will impress all by telling thier bdays properly> Hey your bday is XX-XX-XXXX and your’s is XX-XX-XXXX and yeah your’s is 31st April right ?? I have a good.. <stopped my all others laughter>
Friend #2: Dog, is there a Date as 31st April ??
Friend : U believed that when i said it was 31st april ! How dumb you are !
Friend #3: Evlo kevalam da nee ?( read how bad u are ?? )
me: <as usual got a big kelaaa> Hey, i am so innocent u know, I believe whatever my friends say ! <trying to damage control:P >
Friends: <laughing> Evlo kevalam nee !!!
Me: sigh ! !@##$%#^&!@#!@#

To be continued